Wav Files

How to keanufi your computer.(instructions based on Windows XP) It's also similar for Win 98

Say you want to have Keanu's voice alert you to new email (this will work for Outlook and Gmail)

First download any of these wav files to a folder on your computer

Go to start/settings/control panel/sounds & audio devices. Once in audio devices click on the Sound tab. You will see a window with a list of sounds, scroll til you find "new email notification" Click on that, go below and click "browse" Now find the particular wav file you have downloaded to your computer. Click that file to bring in. Finally click "ok" That's it. Next time you have email you will hear Keanu. Do the same for others such as "start windows, exit windows" and so on.

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